Monday, January 28, 2013

Aw Hell: Coconut Girl Is Performing At The Grammys


Oh boy I cant tell you how excited I am for the Grammys! Not only did a large group of overrated as hell people get nominated, but I also found out that Rihanna is going to perform!
 
Gee golly wiz! This should be a great show! Expect for Rihanna to captivate millions with her one of a kind sultry moves and heavenly voice. You could only wish to have a tone as unique as Rihanna's, bitch!<-------Now That is the kind of shit that Rihanna stans say, but since Im far from being a Rihanna stan, I will translate that into english for you folks. Expect Rihanna to run around on the stage like she's running from another ass whooping from Fist Brown and warble like a goat giving birth to an 18 wheeler. These examples, my friends is an example of what today's standards regard as being a great performer! Sad isnt it? Anyways, other artists have been added to the roster of performers such as fun., Trailor Stiff, Mumford & Sons and The Black Keys. All of which means that this is gearing up to be a pretty boring as hell show, unless Trailor Stiff gets another interruption from Kanye.

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