Ive got some good news and some bad news for you folks. For all of the people who are anticipating Beyonce's glorious return to the spotlight, you will be rewarded soon. She'll be debuting a new HBO Documentary next month. The bad news is that Beyonce still has the articulation skills of a special ed student. Im sorry, folks. At this point, you may think Im just being a "jealous fucking hater who is broke" (as the Beyonce stans would call it), but I dont think Im asking for much. I was just hoping that someone with a newly acquired GED and enough money to buy the entire world would've probably improved in the articulation department by now.
In the below preview of the upcoming documentary, Beyonce struggles to get through simple sentences while boasting about the immense success she's garnered throughout her career. Hmmmm. I guess money cannot buy you class. Oh well. Who the fuck needs knowledge or intelligence when youre rich beyond your wildest dreams, right?
Watch the preview of the documentary below. It will air on February 16 at 9 pm ET.
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