I know y'all are probably expecting a long, drawn out essay about Beyonce's Performance at the 2013 Super Bowl Halftime Show and how iconic and wonderful it was, but I'll tell you this right now. Its not gonna happen. You know why? Its because there are already enough blogs overrating this performance of hers to hell and proclaiming her as one of the best pop singers that ever lived. However, you will NOT hear any of that bullshit from me because I know for a fact that it's not true. If what you're expecting to read is a bunch of ass kissing, then please proceed to click that red button with an "X" on it located in the top right hand corner of your computer screen. I am here to state how I honestly feel, so that's what you're gonna get is the truth.
Beyonce started off with a bang by singing a snippet of her infectious hit "Love On Top" which left me wanting more. A shame she didn't perform it in its entirety because I love to hear her sing this song live. After a brief stint of "Love on Top", she segued more or less into a medley of her biggest hits including "Baby Boy" and "Crazy In Love". The beginning choreography seemed very reminiscent of a Michael Jackson routine, however, this can be expected. After all, Plagiaronce did say that she would be seeking inspiration (stealing) from past Super Bowl performances, so the blatant attempts of copy and pasting can be expected. Especially when one lacks enough creativity and imagination to come up with their own ideas.
Then came the real big surprise when Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams popped up from the depths of irrelevancy to join their former band member onstage to sing "Bootylicious", "Independent Woman" and "Single Ladies". When their services werent required anymore, Beyonce sent them back to the basement with Solange and then continued to have an ass seizure onstage for the rest of the show. The last song she performed was "Halo".
Since this performance aired, the rabid hoodrats who never graduated high school known as the Beyonce stans have all came out in full force to defend their cult leader idol. I've heard things as ridiculous as "Beyonce is the greatest entertainer that ever lived", "Beyonce is the greatest artist of all time" and various other psychotic delusions. I'm sure that the Bey stans will be shouting her praises from the windows of their project apartments from here until the end of time.
Catch the performance here:
Catch the performance here:
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