Adele has taken a break from watching her sales numbers of "21" increase tenfold every second and counting her bajillion kazillion fafillion euros to pop a baby out. US weekly confirms that the 24 year old (we're the same age but she looks so much older!) singer has given birth to a baby boy. I have also received some whispers that Ms. Chasing Pavements has already began work on her third studio album. Its supposedly gonna be inspired by her life as a new mother and its also said to have a lighter sound than 21. Thank God! I dont wanna hear no more shit about "THERE'S AAAA FIIIREE STARTING IN MAH HEART!" or "NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUUUU" for the rest of my life! I love Adele, but I've had enough of her album to last me 2 lifetimes! They were even playing "Rolling in the Cash" on 97.9 THE BOX, people! That's a rap station for Christ's sake!
Anyways, Im very much looking forward to the next album having a happier sound and I'm every elated for Ms. Adele so much congrats to her! Adele's "21" was released in January of 2011 and has since then sold 25 million copies worldwide and is 10x platinum here in the states. She's been breaking music records like nobody's business. I didnt even know Adele was with child until she announced it in June, but its usually like that with every fat girl though, isnt it? You dont know they're with child until they say something. You usually just assume that they are...uh...fat as hell until one day your co-worker tells you that your fat friend Martha Dumptruck is in the hospital. Then, you immediately assume "Oh fuck Martha done finally ate herself to death! LAWD HAVE MERCY WHYYY??!?" until theyre like no, stupid Martha had a baby! Then they have the audacity to give you that look like "How did you not know???". Then youre like "bitch how the fuck was I supposed to know? She's looked pregnant everyday for 20+ years!! Dont play with me!"
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