The American Music Award Nominations Give Hope For Music

NAAAAHHHH Im just fucking with you HAHAHA!!! The quality of music gets worse every year!What kind of world do we live in where Nicki Garbaj and Riherpes lead with the amount of American Music Awards nominations? I'll tell you! Its the same world that makes that retarded ass gangan style song or whatever the hell it's called become a #1 single. Its the same world that gives Beyonce 16 grammys, but Mariah Carey only 5. Its the same world that made that call me maybe song become a #1 single for 9 weeks. I could go on and on, but let me not raise my blood pressure this morning like I always do when I think of the kind of fuckery above. Anyways, I cant believe Im saying this but now I will notify you folks of the highlights of the American Music Awards. There are some wonderful announcements that entail this list, but I warn you. They are in the very few and far between so lets get started.

 

- Christina Aguilera was announced as the first performer. This isnt so bad. However, the following is the nightmare from hell: Trailor Stiff and Nicki Garbaj have been announced as performers as well.

 

-Yesterday, Mike Shinoda announced on twitter that one of the best bands of all time, Linkin Park will be performing. This is pretty much the only upside to the rest of this monstrosity of information.

 

- Rihanna and Lil Kim :ahem: I mean Nicki Garbaj lead the nominations with four each.

 

- Justine Beaver gets three nominations, tying with One Dire Erection, Maroon 5, Drake and Usher.

 

The rest of the awards are as follows:

ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Justin Bieber
Drake
Maroon 5
Katy Perry
Rihanna


NEW ARTIST OF THE YEAR
J. Cole
fun.
Gotye
Carly Rae Jepsen
One Direction


FAVORITE MALE ARTIST – POP/ROCK
Justin Bieber
Flo Rida
Pitbull
Usher


FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST – POP/ROCK
Kelly Clarkson
Nicki Minaj
Katy Perry
Rihanna


FAVORITE BAND, DUO OR GROUP – POP/ROCK
fun.
Maroon 5
One Direction
The Wanted


FAVORITE ALBUM – POP/ROCK
Justin Bieber, "Believe"
Maroon 5, "Overexposed"
Nicki Minaj, "Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded"
One Direction, "Up All Night"


FAVORITE MALE ARTIST – COUNTRY
Jason Aldean
Luke Bryan
Eric Church


FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST – COUNTRY
Miranda Lambert
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood


FAVORITE BAND, DUO or GROUP - COUNTRY
Zac Brown Band
Lady Antebellum
Rascal Flatts

FAVORITE ALBUM - COUNTRY
Luke Bryan, "Tailgates & Tanlines"
Lionel Richie, "Tuskegee"
Carrie Underwood, "Blown Away"


FAVORITE ARTIST – RAP/HIP-HOP
Drake
Nicki Minaj
Tyga

FAVORITE ALBUM – RAP/HIP-HOP
J. Cole, "Cole World: The Sideline Story"
Drake, "Take Care"
Nicki Minaj, "Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded"

FAVORITE MALE ARTIST – SOUL/R&B
Chris Brown
Trey Songz
Usher


FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST – SOUL/R&B
Beyoncé
Mary J. Blige
Rihanna

FAVORITE ALBUM – SOUL/R&B
Chris Brown, "Fortune"
Rihanna, "Talk That Talk"
Usher, "Looking 4 Myself"


FAVORITE ARTIST - ALTERNATIVE ROCK
The Black Keys
Gotye
Linkin Park


FAVORITE ARTIST - ADULT CONTEMPORARY
Adele
Kelly Clarkson
Train


FAVORITE ARTIST - LATIN
Don Omar
Pitbull
Shakira


FAVORITE ARTIST - CONTEMPORARY INSPIRATIONAL
Jeremy Camp
Newsboys
tobyMac


FAVORITE ARTIST - ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC (EDM)
David Guetta
Calvin Harris
Skrillex