Sunday, October 21, 2012

Floptina Avoids The Obvious


When Christina Aguilera isnt trying to eat herself out of house and home or take makeup suggestions from Pennywise, she's promoting her soon to be released album Lotus, which drops November 13th. Just in case you dont know, the title is in reference to her overcoming all of the hell that she went through for her floptastic album "Bionic", which has only been certified wood since it's 2010 release. In relation to the lotus flower itself, this particular flower grows within the most harshest climate conditions. Im touched, I really am. Anyways, the voluptuous ever straining diva recently sat down for an interview with Sunrise news to talk about her album cover, her newly acquired fuller figure and other shit.
 
Aguilera explains "Ive always been about embracing your body since day one and I think thats a message for every woman for every shape and size". The singer also explains the concept of the album cover saying that she wanted the main focus to be nothing "superficial". However, when being presented with the question of if any photoshop was used to make her smaller, homegirl dodged that shit and went around it faster than she does when she sees the nearest gym. She circumvented the question by saying, "Well, we covered the boobs and played with lighting a little bit...". 
 
Im sorry but did the lady ask your ass if you photoshopped your fat out or if you played with lighting? Atleast keep the shit 100 if youre truly "embracing your new figure"! Just say "yes, it took the merging of 20 adobe products and the entire cgi team from avatar to get me that small, but I dont give a damn! Im big and Im proud, ho! Now where's the nearest Outback from here??!?" See? Now was that so hard? My thing is that if you claim to be so excited about your new shape, then be truthful in every aspect of it and dont beat around the damn bush.
 
You can watch the interview video below:
 

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