UH OH!! Looks like Fist Brown has went off on the deep end again, ya'll! He recently deleted his twitter after a heated exchange of words with some ho named Jenny Johnson. This child really needs some professional help STAT! He always gets butthurt over the most miniscule of things and I think that its just hilarious as hell! Its literally like a formula now: Someone says something bad about Fist Brown, Fist Brown goes on a psychotic twitter rant, Fist Brown deletes his twitter, Fist Brown uppercuts his computer screen! If he showed as much dedication with his music as he does in publicly making an ass out of himself, then maybe he wouldnt have a flop album at the moment that refuses to go gold!
All of this started after Fist posted a picture of himself on his twitter with the following remark:"I look old as fuck! I'm only 23...". Yeah, no shit, Sherlock! When we look up the meaning to the term "rode hard and put up wet", a picture of your face is right next to it, you dumb fuck! Anyways, this person named Jenny Johnson followed up with a comment on his photo that said: "I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I dont know who this woman is, but that really made me laugh my ass off for some reason. Anyways, Fist Brown then responded with the following rebuttal that everyone should use on someone who pisses them off: "Take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE". Then she said:"It's 'HO' not 'HOE' you ignorant fuck." Yeah, it gets more pathetic, folks. here's the transcript of the rest of this stupid ass meaningless argument in its entirety:
Fist Brown: I look old as fuck! I'm only 23...
Jenny Whatsherface: I know! Being a worthless piece of shit can really age a person.
Fist Brown: Take them teeth out when u Sucking my dick HOE
Jenny Whatsherface: It's 'HO' not 'HOE' you ignorant fuck.
Fist Brown: I should fart while ur giving me top.
Jenny Whatsherface: Your mom must be so proud of you
Fist Brown: Mom says hello... She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina.
Jenny Whatsherface: YOU FLIRT!!!......Okay. I'm done. All I got from that exchange with Chris Brown is that he wants to shit and fart on me. I have zero respect for a person who seems unapologetic for the terrible crime he committed and shows no signs of changing.
Fist Brown: just ask Rihanna if she mad??????
Then, this unknown skank of whom I already cant remember the name of retweeted Fist Brown's last comment while adding "Get some help. Seriously"
Fist later on told his twitter followers: "To teambreezy... Know that I'm not upset. Just felt like entertaining the ignorance. These bitches crazy." Then he made hundreds of his pathetic fans go into seizures by deactivating his twitter account. There's a riot in a mental asylum somewhere. How the hell are you gonna turn into an immature hot ghetto mess on twitter, but then backpedal and say "Know that Im not upset"?? Could this guy get any more ridiculous?
Then came something that no one saw coming. Fist Brown's personal punching bag Rihanna inserted her own unwanted two cents by posting a photo of the timeline of comments along with the message:
"How does one find time? We gotta do better than this!!"
Oh really Rihanna? Now youre the immaculate star student and spokeswoman of the peer mediaton squad? You better shut up and get outta here before your man uppercuts your ass again! I guess she felt compelled to tweet that b.s. because that's her nigga, but whatever ho. Keep making your embarassingly stupid ass music. CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE!
Now its time for my two cents. I will begin by saying that this is utterly hilarious, yet sad and pathetic! Today we have realized that even people who dont exist can make Fist Brown angry and embarass himself by saying some of the most ratchet things that Ive ever heard. Fist Brown is about as immature as they come, but I will say this: I have never even heard of this Jenny Jackson or whatever her name is until today!!! She's not even worth me posting a picture of her to go in this article. Thats just how insignificant she is to me! To be honest, I couldnt even find any pictures of her irrelevant ass at all, so who is she to talk about someone?! My farts hold more worth than this bitch. Atleast my farts actually get people's attention even if the attention is only negative. If the worlds most used search engine of all time Google couldnt return any pictures of her ass, then that's saying something. How about you actually spend time trying to make a name for yourself instead of going at it with people younger than you on twitter? Youre not even worthy enough to be a wrinkle on Roseanne Barr's fat ass. Retire your sorry ass so called comedienne career immediately.
Now in regards to Fist Brown, he is a fucking Grade-A idiot!! He's no better than these random dumbass niggas that you would find on the street who pop off at every little thing under the sun. I would've asked her if she was Natalee Hollway or somebody and then went on about my business, or better yet I wouldn't have responded to her at all. You know why? Because I wouldnt have even known who she was but the most important reason is that it doesnt matter. Fist Brown needs to realize that he willingly gives the world reasons to dislike him when he does stupid stuff like this. This is yet another one of his countless tirades and life events that categorizes his personality as vulgar, immature and ratchet. Congratulations, Fist Brown. You have embarassed my generation once again as well as set us black people back a couple of years. I really hope that youre happy with yourself.
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