T-Boz Destroys Nicki Minaj

Boy I tell you, T-Boz is just full of friggin suprises, man! I had not heard a damn thing about her since dial up internet connections were the most optimal speed you could get! That is, until TMZ reported that story a couple of months ago claiming that some scary repo men were lurking in the shadows trying to get her ass for her 2005 Honda Oddysey that she was several months behind in payments! That Sounds like some scary and sad shit, doesnt it! Well we all know the story about LA Reid and Pebbles being responsible for TLC going broke, so therefore I will let T-Boz slide. After all, hos lie all the time so that may have been some fabricated shit. However, in the spirit of pure harmless comedy I'll assume that it did happen and I'll say the following about it: Either T-Boz is still checking around every corner for the scary repo men trying to repossess her car and soul, or she's successfully worked out some sort of payment arrangements. She appearently felt safe enough to do a one on one interview recently!

T-Boz touched on many subjects during her interview including her health, memories of Left Eye, her favorite music and her opinion on the latest tv talent shows. When asked if she would ever appear on the X-Factor or American Idol, she vehemently replied that she would decline such an offer. She basically said in so many words that these televised talent competitions no longer focus on the talent and are mainly focused on the judges. I couldnt agree more. This is why I dont even bother wasting my life watching that bullsh!t. These tv companies are all about the money and are only looking for the hottest people as judges to bring the ratings in! Its not rocket science, folks!

 

But that isnt the killer of this interview, folks! T-Boz then went on a rant about how Nicki Garbaj shouldnt be an authority on who's talented or not! Here's an excerpt of what she said:

 

“Just because you’re on TV gyrating and boning and sucking penises, it’s not talent, honey. Maybe in the porn industry, but over here, we entertain. I don’t respect half [of] the people I’ve seen lately. How the hell is she gon’ tell me what I should be doing when her azz can’t even sing. Why is she there? And then…now they’ve got rappers that don’t even sing judging? So, this is totally based off of popularity I guess. I mean, to each their own. Get your money, honey. All I’m saying is, I will never watch [your] shows again.”

 

All I have to say is....HA.................HA...................and...................HA!! T-Boz may be ducking and dodging the repo man but she was right about every friggin thing that she said! Anybody who thinks that a so-called rapper who sounds like an autistic squirrel getting strangled to death and possesed by Pazuzu the demon simultaneously is talented, they seriously need to re-evaluate their life and music choices. It truly just goes to show you the enormity of how delusional this new generation is! They wouldnt know good music if it bit them in their sorry asses! I mean, how else do you explain that shitty ass "Call Me Stupid" song being a number one for nine friggin weeks straight!?! I rest my case!

 

Anyways, catch the T-Boz interview below. Im really questioning the setting of this interview. One could argue that the setting was supposed to be intimate, or that T-Boz feels more comfortable hiding in the dark so that she doesnt risk the scary repo men seeing her and getting her! Yeah I know, Im gonna rot in hell laid out on a hot ass skillet.....